jokes...
Firstly, no offense to all race, which includes the blackies...
Here it goes...
One day, PM Lee was sitting on the plane with one of the India minister. PM Lee is kinda bored so he decide to look out of the window.
"AR HUR! is that your country?" PM Lee asked the India minister
"OH YES! how beau..."before he could even finish his sentence,
"Gosh! how filthy and black your country is..." PM Lee burst out laughing .
The Indian minister is obviously very pissed off by PM Lee rude insult, thus he decided to retaliate. He then went to the pilot and ask him to fly over Singapore.
When the plane flew over Singapore, the Indian minister pointed out of the window and gasped,
" GOSH LOOK AT THAT FILTHY PLACE! how black and messy..." the Indian minister giggled
"where! WHERE~!" PM Lee asked frantically
"there!there!" the Indian minister pointed, laughing even harder
PM Lee looked at the Indian minister and laughed" thats LITTLE INDIA I'm afraid"

-Jevis (0*0)
