Ms Chan Saturday, March 29, 2008 |
Ms Chan's one of the favourite phrases is "Time and tide wait for no man", so what about woman?
-James
-James
retarded question Wednesday, March 26, 2008 |
Why is Mas Selamat a two-third woman?
Because he is a wanted(one-third) man! :D
-kar wing. LOL.
Because he is a wanted(one-third) man! :D
-kar wing. LOL.
Camping! Sunday, March 23, 2008 |
I shall add to the lame stuffs in this lame blog
Holmes and Watson Go CampingSherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are out on a camping trip. They trudge all day, covering lots of miles, and finally decide, just as dusk is falling, that it’s time to set up camp for a night.
They put up their tent, start a fire, cook a simple meal, eat, and both being exhausted from the day’s exertions, decide to go to sleep.
At about three in the morning Holmes shakes Watson awake and says, “Watson, look up at the stars in the sky and tell me what you deduce from them.”
Watson is sleepy, but he has learned that there is always a point to even the most random of Holmes’s questions, so he does as he’s told, and gazes up at the stars.
“Well, Holmes,” he says after a moment, “I can see millions of stars. Millions of them. And I guess if there are millions of stars, then around many of those stars there must be planets. And if there are planets around those stars, then some of those planets must be like our planet. And if planets like ours exist around some of those stars, then on some of those planets there may well be people, looking up at the stars and imagining that we exist as well. That’s what I deduce from looking up at the stars, Holmes.”
And Holmes says, “No, Watson, you fool—someone has stolen the tent.”
-Godwin
Holmes and Watson Go CampingSherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are out on a camping trip. They trudge all day, covering lots of miles, and finally decide, just as dusk is falling, that it’s time to set up camp for a night.
They put up their tent, start a fire, cook a simple meal, eat, and both being exhausted from the day’s exertions, decide to go to sleep.
At about three in the morning Holmes shakes Watson awake and says, “Watson, look up at the stars in the sky and tell me what you deduce from them.”
Watson is sleepy, but he has learned that there is always a point to even the most random of Holmes’s questions, so he does as he’s told, and gazes up at the stars.
“Well, Holmes,” he says after a moment, “I can see millions of stars. Millions of them. And I guess if there are millions of stars, then around many of those stars there must be planets. And if there are planets around those stars, then some of those planets must be like our planet. And if planets like ours exist around some of those stars, then on some of those planets there may well be people, looking up at the stars and imagining that we exist as well. That’s what I deduce from looking up at the stars, Holmes.”
And Holmes says, “No, Watson, you fool—someone has stolen the tent.”
-Godwin
Surprising news -.-lll Friday, March 21, 2008 |
NASA finds water on Mars!!
-James
Puzzle Friday, March 14, 2008 |
............ Monday, March 10, 2008 |
Look out!! Wednesday, March 5, 2008 |
Look out for this cute little Guy
-James
jokes... Saturday, March 1, 2008 |
BACK..... bloody dead blog -.-
Firstly, no offense to all race, which includes the blackies...
Here it goes...
One day, PM Lee was sitting on the plane with one of the India minister. PM Lee is kinda bored so he decide to look out of the window.
"AR HUR! is that your country?" PM Lee asked the India minister
"OH YES! how beau..."before he could even finish his sentence,
"Gosh! how filthy and black your country is..." PM Lee burst out laughing .
The Indian minister is obviously very pissed off by PM Lee rude insult, thus he decided to retaliate. He then went to the pilot and ask him to fly over Singapore.
When the plane flew over Singapore, the Indian minister pointed out of the window and gasped,
" GOSH LOOK AT THAT FILTHY PLACE! how black and messy..." the Indian minister giggled
"where! WHERE~!" PM Lee asked frantically
"there!there!" the Indian minister pointed, laughing even harder
PM Lee looked at the Indian minister and laughed" thats LITTLE INDIA I'm afraid"
-Jevis (0*0)
Firstly, no offense to all race, which includes the blackies...
Here it goes...
One day, PM Lee was sitting on the plane with one of the India minister. PM Lee is kinda bored so he decide to look out of the window.
"AR HUR! is that your country?" PM Lee asked the India minister
"OH YES! how beau..."before he could even finish his sentence,
"Gosh! how filthy and black your country is..." PM Lee burst out laughing .
The Indian minister is obviously very pissed off by PM Lee rude insult, thus he decided to retaliate. He then went to the pilot and ask him to fly over Singapore.
When the plane flew over Singapore, the Indian minister pointed out of the window and gasped,
" GOSH LOOK AT THAT FILTHY PLACE! how black and messy..." the Indian minister giggled
"where! WHERE~!" PM Lee asked frantically
"there!there!" the Indian minister pointed, laughing even harder
PM Lee looked at the Indian minister and laughed" thats LITTLE INDIA I'm afraid"
-Jevis (0*0)
